The perfect 2-Bedroom* apartment is now available in that hip neighborhood, next to that bridge, that allll your friends just moved to!!!
Only $ 1000 $ More than it should be!!!
Exposed brick & A (non-working) fireplace that could easily fit a record player!!! Or – Trader Joe’s wine rack…
NEW ESSAY!!!
Andrew is a 25 year old male.
He lives in NYC.
He Writes/Directs/Produces for Captain Hippo.
He used to work for LandlineTV.
He's been published on McSweeneys.
He does improv for people.
He likes to sum himself up quickly.
Email him at andrewrobertford@gmail.com
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