I’m very excited to announce that Jason Woliner and I have sold 3 movies to Judd Apatow and Universal! I am attached to star and Jason will direct.
One idea is tentatively titled “Let’s Do This” and is a road movie about two guys that work for a motivational speaking company.
Another idea is about two disgraced astronauts who have to go back to space to clear their names.
And the other idea is a movie based around Randy, my character for “Funny People.”
We’re currently working on all three ideas now and haven’t decided which we will go with first.
Needless to say, we are very excited to be working with Judd on these projects. Unfortunately, this does however put Jason and I’s plan to remake Short Circuit 2 (with myself playing the Michael McKean role in a revolutionary new makeup technique called “peachface”) on hold indefinitely.
These sound absurd and awesome.
This is awesome/the worst thing ever.
(via Buzzfeed)
Sarah Palin book signing.
There are plenty of dumb ass obama supporters who wouldn’t be able to tell you Obama’s policies and such. But these people are scary on a fundamental level.
This is her now. I don’t like Lady Gaga, but damn, that girl knows how to make money.
So this is Lady Gaga in 2005 at an NYU Talent show.
Little kids! Thanks to Andrew Ford for awesome boom-ing and telling kids to stop talking.
Just doing my jobs.
'Coastal Blend'/American Vogue/2009
I need to share with someone the ridiculous amounts of scans I now have of my favorite editorial spreads/high fashion ads, so this is the first of many. And of course, who doesn’t love some Jon Hamm?
This is my lady’s new fashion centric tumblr. If anyone knows about clothes she can’t afford, it’s her.






