January 2012
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THE PUUURFECT APARTMENT!!! →
manonthemoonwritings: The perfect 2-Bedroom* apartment is now available in that hip neighborhood, next to that bridge, that allll your friends just moved to!!! Only $ 1000 $ More than it should be!!! Exposed brick & A (non-working) fireplace that could easily fit a record player!!! Or – Trader Joe’s wine rack… NEW ESSAY!!!
Jan 30th
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Jan 22nd
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Zappos Email →
manonthemoonwritings: Zappos regrets to inform you… That your credit card information has been compromised by a hacker who broke into one of our unsecured third-party discount servers. You’re probably asking “What was my financial information doing on an unsecured third-party discount server???” First off - we don’t like your tone…
Jan 22nd
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Listenemilyaxford: This weekend I was scoring a pilot...
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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A Clash of Dishes →
manonthemoonwritings: - They rode out for the parlay, but there was little to discuss. There was the question of when the killing would start - but all else was mere formality. “No knights at your side. How bold.” Tiffany spoke in a brash voice. Quick - and to the point. Her steel armor spoke for her. Inlaid… A new comedic essay with ORIGINAL ARTWORK by Phils Adventures artist,...
Jan 9th
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I'm a Business... MAN - 2011 in Review
To follow up last year’s similar, end of the year post - I’ve done this one. It helps remind me that some shit goes right, sometimes. Though the good stuff is small and infrequent. And you have to do a lot of work to make it happen. 2011 was a good year for these reasons: 1. I start the year unemployed and ended the year… well, still unemployed. Though technically, self...
Jan 3rd
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December 2011
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The Year's Best Humor Writing →
Splitsider was kind enough to include one of my essays on their list of best humor writing in 2011. Woody Allen is also on this list! We’re equals now! In all ways! (Follow the link in the article to read the actual piece.)
Dec 28th
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thedailywhat: Breaking HBO TV Show News of the Day: HBO announced today that it will be picking up Laura Dern and Mike White’s critically acclaimed dramedy series Enlightened for a second season. In the same breath, HBO was the bearer of bad news for fans of Hung, Bored to Death, and How to Make It in America — all three of which were canceled. Both Hung and Bored To Death lasted three...
Dec 20th
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Comedy's Love/Hate Relationship with Garfield →
philsadventures: I wrote an article about Garfield, because I just hate Garfield so much.
Dec 16th
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November 2011
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Follow us...and we WON'T follow you home
captainhippo: Like us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Captain-Hippo/5719409410 Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/Captain_Hippo SOCIAL MEDIA!
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captainhippo: Check out our NEW animation reel!
Nov 2nd
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October 2011
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dilena: How to watch me run the Marathon. Hopefully I don’t have any John Wilkes Booths out there. How/Where to Watch: Start Time: 10:40 AM (give or take 5 min delay)   Marathon Bib Number: 45937 Click here for Course Map I’ll be wearing a purple Team In Training tank top (like so). I also plan on wearing a bright teal headband to make myself stand out a bit more, and my name will be on my shirt...
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September 2011
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Sep 4th
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A Troubled Night Along the Manzanares River By... →
manonthemoonwritings: (Here follows an unreleased and unfinished short story by Ernest Hemingway. It is not appropriate for all readers.) The man watched Robert Smith shift uncomfortably. He was not nervous, for there was no danger in this delivery. Something else was troubling him. When Robert Smith shifted… A fairly absurd essay I wrote. Thanks to lil Pete for this knowledge.
Sep 2nd
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August 2011
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WatchWatch
kirklarsen: paulbriganti: yonilotan: darrenmiller: WHAT’S IT LIKE PLANNING THE LAST BBQ OF THE SUMMER!?  FIND OUT IN THIS BRAND NEW COMEDY RAP MUSIC VIDEO STARRING KANYE WEST! OKAY so I totally lied about Kanye West.  But I hope you watch this video.  I produced it and I wrote it with Kevin Mead and Kirk Larsen.  Kirk directed and edited it and Kevin starred in it, alongside Emily Axford,...
Aug 29th
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Essay on Splitsider
One of my comedic essays (which I post over at http://manonthemoonwritings.tumblr.com) is on Splitsider today! Check it out.
Aug 29th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 18th
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Fashion Over Easy: Help open new animal shelters... →
fashionovereasy: “Manhattan Boro President Scott Stringer has been a strong advocate for animal welfare reform in New York City… He filed an Amicus Brief with the Court of Appeals in support of our lawsuit, which demands the enforcement of the 2000 Animal Shelter Law requiring the City to open full-service…
Aug 17th
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Aug 16th
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I Genuinely Enjoy Science: I really enjoy Planet... →
toyns: Hey! If you like things I like, you’ll probably enjoy NPR’s Planet Money podcast. Twice a week they look at economics issues, or look at non-economic issues through an economist’s framework. Today they discussed why the Tappan Zee bridge was built on the widest stretch of the… Easily one of my most listened to Podcasts. That indicator gets me every time.
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